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[icouldbe_bess]

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[icouldbe_bess]

Duh. [ it's not a lie, okay, she does know him. the same way she knows beyoncé. she and beyoncé are like this. ]

[allaboutme]

Do you think you could put in a good word for me? Y'know, before hand.

[icouldbe_bess]

Sure.

[ now she just... needs to go meet mark for realsies. she can do it. she's a big girl. ]

[allaboutme]

Don't forget to mention I'm an actress!

[icouldbe_bess]

[ wait, her hands drop to her hips. ] Theater or big screen. This is important since movie star princesses are super rare and usually in the 50s like Grace Kelly and Rita Hayworth. I mean, we don't want this to turn into a Prince Edward debacle all over again. You don't want to be Wallis Simpson. Have you been married before? Are you still married?

[allaboutme]

Well, okay, so the Veil took away all my memories of whatever roles I actually managed to get, but I'm sure there were tons. And no, I'm not married! What do I look like?

[icouldbe_bess]

Like you came through the Veil and forgot your high school sweetheart that you eloped with? Lemme see your hand. [ she holds her own out like gimme. ] We can put sunscreen on the rest of your hand if there is a ring line there, so it evens out.

[allaboutme]

There's no line! [ she holds it up, but out of reach of alice, pointing at her finger ] Look! Utterly lineless!

[icouldbe_bess]

Hey, it doesn't hurt to check! There have been royal scandals over less.

[allaboutme]

My reign is going to be scandal free, thank you. Unless I die young and hot, and then the scandal can all be after my death, like Lady Di.

[icouldbe_bess]

Here's hoping you'll still be princess, even when you're dead.

[ just sayin'. ]

I'll get to work on feeling Prince Marcus out for you.

[allaboutme]

You do that. And leave the feeling him up part to me.

[icouldbe_bess]

Oooookay.

[ and bam, she's gone. with the wind. ]